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The Table Room: If Famous Writers Had Written Twilight

amysnakehole:

paperquake:

Flannery O’Connor

When Native American werewolf Jacob threatens her with death, Bella reconsiders her hardcore racism, and just for one milisecond, the audience finds her sympathetic.

And they are all just that good.

(P.S. Read the comments. Trust…

One of my favorites:

“Virginia Woolf

The novel takes place over the course of twenty four hours, during which Bella is painting a portrait of Edward and reflecting on how her femininity circumscribes her role within 20th century society.”

(via octupusjam)

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   Annie Proulx Edward and Jacob defy society’s expectations up in the mountains. I AM SCREAMING OMG

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    Lizzie Starks at io9 parodies Twilight as if it was written by more canonical authors. Herman Melville’s version seems...

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